Thursday, February 02, 2012

DC Announce "Before Watchmen" Prequels



Every Comic Book Geek: "WHAT?! DC IS DOING A BUNCH OF WATCHMEN PREQUELS?!?! FIRST THEY TRY TO CASH IN ON REBOOTING THEIR UNIVERSE AND MAKING A BLATANT ATTEMPT OF RECAPTURING THE DECADENT 90'S ERA OF OVERCOMMERCIALIZED COMICS AND NOW THEY'RE TRYING TO MAKE A CASH COW OUT OF AN ALAN MOORE CLASSIC?!?!?! THOSE MOTHER FUCKERS! THOSE BITCH-ASS, PHANTOM MENACE CUN--"

Comic Book Store Clerk: "But Brian Azzarello, Lee Bermejo, Darwyn Cooke, J.G. Jones and Adam Hughes are involved."

Every Comic Book Nerd: "Oh shit, really?...um...put me down for two of each please."

RORSCHACH (4 issues) – Writer: Brian Azzarello. Artist: Lee Bermejo
MINUTEMEN (6 issues) – Writer/Artist: Darwyn Cooke
COMEDIAN (6 issues) – Writer: Brian Azzarello. Artist: J.G. Jones
DR. MANHATTAN (4 issues) – Writer: J. Michael Straczynski. Artist: Adam Hughes
NITE OWL (4 issues) – Writer: J. Michael Straczynski. Artists: Andy and Joe Kubert
OZYMANDIAS (6 issues) – Writer: Len Wein. Artist: Jae Lee
SILK SPECTRE (4 issues) – Writer: Darwyn Cooke. Artist: Amanda Conner

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